What I Learned From Liam's First Birthday Party

I am not exaggerating when I say that I have been planning Liam's birthday party since around November.  I knew we could not have it at home a) because our house is too small to entertain the 40 people who ended up attending (There were 60 invitees) and b) that sounded incredibly overwhelming and stressful.   Therefore, I began scouting, researching and calling locations early as I wanted to find a kid-friendly venue relatively close to the house with enough room, tables, etc.  I also wanted for there to be some sort of activity so that the kids would be entertained for a half hour or so at least.  The fire house won out.   Once I decided on the fire house, the theme became obvious and apparent and the planning began... It was a great party but here is what I learned about throwing a baby a party.  Hopefully this will save some other new mom out there some trouble.

One year olds don't really care about their birthdays...

at all.  I knew, of course, that he wouldn't know it was his birthday or his party.  I knew that the party, in many ways, was for Daniel and I.  BUT I also allowed myself to become very stressed and crazy over this party and Liam spent 90 % of it playing on the floor with his cousins.   To him, it could have been any other family gathering. He didn't wear the cute fire hat for more than 2 minutes.  He didn't notice that his cake looked like a fire truck.  He didn't really eat any of the food and he passed out during the fire house tour.  Daniel and I opened his presents for him.  He ate probably four or five bites of cake and then Daniel thought he looked a little sick so he took it away... at which point Liam simply smeared the frosting left on his hands on... everything. His favorite part of the day, I am pretty sure, was the balloons. 

If I had the party to do over I still would have lots of food, would have made sure there was an activity for the kids and probably would have bought the favors, the hats, the precious personalized birthday shirt and... well... everything else... but I would not have laid awake nights worrying about any of it.  So what if the tortilla chips had run out or if there had only been THREE flavors of cupcakes instead of 4 or, heck, just one!?  I mean, really, would anyone have noticed?  I know the most important person there (Liam!) surely would not have.  My husband assures me that some day he will care; when he looks back at pictures he will be appreciative of all of the trouble we went to.  I like to think so but I am not sure I have ever seen pictures of my first birthday... if I have, I couldn't tell you anything about them.  My first birthday party was really for my parents just as Liam's was for us. 

So, here's my vow for Derek's first birthday party next June/July - I will not be so crazy about it and it will still be awesome and everyone will have fun!!!!

Confessional # 2

This week's confessions.... Remember, don't judge me!!

1.  Some mornings I lay in bed and listen to Liam over the monitor.  He talks to his stuffed animals and turns on his musical toy on the side of his crib.  He seems content so I just lay there listening for 15 minutes or so. 

2. I make Liam a smoothie and toast 2 or 3 mornings per week because he can eat those things totally independently and I can do the dishes, look at Facebook or do whatever for 15 or 20 mins.  He really likes smoothies and toast so I don't think that makes me a bad person. LOL

3. At Liam's birthday party he ate cheese dip, crackers and cheese puffs for lunch and not much else... then he ate cake.  (He ate VEGGIES, pasta and yogurt for dinner!!!)

4.  When all else fails, Liam watches Rio.  It's his favorite movie and it plays multiple times per week at our house.   He's actually really cute when he watches it.  He dances to the music and screams at the birds when they squawk.  Point being, I absolutely DO use the TV as a babysitter sometimes.  Sue me.

5.  So many generous friends and family gave Liam so many wonderful gifts for his birthday and they are now stacked in a mountainous pile in the hallway and thinking about taking them all out and organizing them gives me a headache.  They may be there for a month.  LOL. 

OK, now your turn.  Get some stuff of your chest.

My Daniel

I like to think of myself as a good mom.   All moms do, right? I like to think that I am doing a really good job most days and that my son feels loved, is well-nourished and cared for and is going to grow up to be an awesome guy someday.   This is at the core of everything I do and who I am.  It is the most important role I will ever play.  If I fail at raising good sons, I don't know that any other accomplishment would ever matter to me much at all.   I am proud of my role as a mother.   But I have to admit something --- The truth of the matter is that I could not be half of the mom that I am if it weren't for my husband, Daniel.  He is a great dad because he is IN LOVE with his kids (the one outside of the belly and the one inside) and he is affectionate and doting.  He is not afraid of dirty diapers or bath time.  He feeds Liam his bedtime bottle every single night.  He lays his hands on my stomach every day waiting for Derek to kick.  BUT the biggest reason he is a great dad is because he is a great husband.   From the big things (He is a great provider and a hard worker) to the little ones (He brings me home surprises like my favorite candies or, lately, Limeade Sparklers from Taco Bell!)  he  finds ways to show me that he loves me often.  Sometimes he forgets to behave and is short or snappy with me or blames me for things that are (clearly) not my fault but he usually apologizes quickly.  He can be a bit of a smartass (OK the biggest smartass in history) and he forgets to do half of what I ask him to do without being reminded... a hundred times.  That's OK and I will tell you why.  This is a secret so don't tell anyone.
 I am not perfect either.

I don't always like to admit it but I am neurotic and naggy and overly sensitive.  I am crabby in the morning and can be a bit of a know it all.  And I am terrible at saying, "Sorry."  (That's mostly because I am never wrong).

We are both obnoxious and pushy in our own ways.  We like things our own way.  We pick on each other quite a bit.  We almost always end up arguing on long car rides. But the truth of the matter is that we really, really love each other.   We really, really couldn't imagine life without each other.  We are madly in love with our sons.  We are decent people trying to build a decent life for each other and, most importantly, Liam and Derek.   We make each other better parents and better people.  He teaches me to let things go and I teach him to pay attention to what is important.   I hope, I really hope, our sons are silly like him and have fun in life like he does.  I hope they blast their music in their cars and sing.  (I hate loud music but I like the IDEA of it... the freedom and joy that it symbolizes.)   I hope they work hard like he does.  I hope they compliment my cooking (and all other women's) like he does.  That's a great quality in a man.  I hope they are good husbands and good friends and wonderful fathers... fiercely protective and loyal.  And they better know how much their mother loves their father.  Even if I yell at him some days or try and boss him around (He needs it!  He forgets EVERYTHING, I'm telling you!!!) they better know that we, as a family, are four... a unit.  Without one of us, we are nothing.  

Most of all, I hope they know that they don't have to worry... that their mother and father will always fix whatever is broken...

BUT PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, let them be better at remembering things!!!!!

First year we were married.  At a bar.  This pic sort of sums us up. (Check out Daniel's hair!... and no beard!)

Fourth year.  No more bars. This pic also sort of sums us up. (Derek was there too!!)

Boofie is 1!!!

To start, we call Liam, "Boofie"... why?, you ask?  Good question.  It started as "Boofah" which I began calling him at about 3 months and which Daniel initially said made no sense.  Soon, though, he joined right in.  Then, over time,  it was "Boof", "Boofer", "Boofie", "The Boofiest."  He is called "Boofie" more often than "Liam."  I know it's weird but I think we will call him that until he is an adult.  It just suits him so well at this point.  His personality is just "booftastic."  His face is just the most "boofnicient" thing I have ever seen.  He and Daniel have a song (to the tune of  "I'm Sexy and I Know It") which goes, "Look at this baby..., I'm Boofie and I know it... I take naps!" (This may not be exactly right, and I am sure Daniel will correct me, but you get the idea.)  In the past year he has, in our eyes, begun to epitomize all that is boofie!  His personality, which a year ago, was nonexistent as he slept and ate... and pooped is a quirky, energetic, silly mixture of Daniel and I.  He is a dancing machine, a banana eater, a green bean hater, Mike the Knight enthusiast who loves anyone who is wearing a RED shirt.  His little personality has gotten cuter and funnier on each of the past 365 days. Which brings me to the point - our precious little 7 lb 8 oz. love bug has grown into an almost 30 lb. crawling, cruising, babbling, ONE YEAR OLD. 

This past year has been unbelievable.  When he was born I couldn't imagine loving him more than I did in those first days... but, somehow, it happened!  I love him more each day.  He becomes more and more of a little person with each passing hour, day, week and month and he gets cuter, funnier and returns our abundance of love with kisses, hugs and giggles.  He is a love machine, truly.  : )

The love just keeps expanding like a big balloon.

When I found out I was pregnant again I had days that I was worried that Liam would get shafted or that I could never love another child the same way that I love him but now, looking at my precious one year old boy, I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that the love in this family is just going to keep GROWING as our sons do.   I can't wait to re-live all of the milestones we have experienced with Liam with his little brother.  I can't wait to watch Liam teach and model for Derek all of the skills that he has already mastered.   Next year, on Liam's birthday he will have a 9 month old brother to celebrate right alongside him! My heart feels so full just thinking about it.

Parenting is tough stuff and not for the faint of heart and this past year has been super challenging and even terrifying somedays.  There have been the weeks when Liam was sick and no one was sleeping.  There have been trips to the grocery store when Liam cried the whole trip or I had to change two poopy diapers in the car.  There have been the days when he ate his own poop or the poop ended up on my shirt or his shirt or both.  There have been some rough days as a SAHM when I was just plain bored and lonely.  But, at the end of this year, looking back, my mind's eye sees more smiles and hugs and kisses than screams and cries, more banana faces than poop faces and more wonderful, happy mornings than sleepless nights.  Would I do it all over again?   Of course... and that's all that matters.

So for all you moms (and dads) out there who are at your wit's end today... just remember... there's always tomorrow... and the next day... and the next day... and someday these special little creatures will be grown ups with their own families and houses and lives.  Each birthday, a wonderful celebration, will be bittersweet (I sobbed this evening during his bath) because each birthday signifies that they are one year older, stronger and more independent.   So hug them tight, love them deeply and try to take it in.  If you forgot to do that today, it's OK.  Some days I forget too.   Today happened to be VERY SPECIAL.

My Little Ray of Sunshine

While I have been pregnant this second time I have been utterly PLAGUED by mood swings, worry and crying spells.  I have been an emotional basketcase who, at times, feels totally out of control of my emotions.   It has been trying for myself and my husband and I have tried extremely hard not to let my son see too much or sense too much of it but I am sure he does sometimes.  However, when I have cried in front of him, he has laughed HYSTERICALLY giving me the sense he thinks I am just making silly noises and sounds... playing with him.  Long-lasting emotional scarring seems unlikely...  This totally inappropriate laughter, however,  is often just what I need to snap out of it.  How can you be upset when there is this gorgeous little boy laughing so hard his face is turning red?  The magic of it all is that, even when his mommy is crying, his life and world are so magical that he believes that she is trying to bring him joy.  That's the thing - the world is here to make him happy, to entertain him, to make him laugh.  Perhaps he also laughs because when he cries someone always smiles at him, holds him and makes him feel better.  Perhaps he sees my crying spell as an opportunity to return the favor; to smile at me, to tell me "Hey mom, It will be ok... it's not so serious... don't be silly..."  Regardless, he reminds me that it's going to be OK.  That is his gift to me.

The simple magic of being a small child is the belief that everything will be OK - that life is really just a big fun game!  This morning, after breakfast, I did the dishes and he played with his colorful baby spoons in his high chair.  He pounded them on his high chair tray, he sucked on them, he put them over his eyes and giggled,.  He threw them on the floor and waited for me to pick them up and then laughed when I handed them back, grabbing my face as I set them down and pulling it in for a kiss.  The magic of the spoons (that he eats from EVERY day) lasted 30 minutes.  I kept thinking, I wish I found spoons so enchanting.  Doing dishes would be a lot more fun if I did.  But, at least, I get to do the dishes with HIM every morning.  Afterward, I set him on the floor in his play pen and took out some of the toys he was playing with yesterday and put in some "new" (haven't been played with in a couple of days) ones.  He spent the next hour (while I worked on my grocery list and paid bills) picking up each new toy and playing with it, rolling around with it, tasting it, pushing all of its buttons and giggling at me each time I walked by or looked up, as if to say, "Look Mom!  Remember my piano??!  It lights up and makes noise!  I haven't seen this thing in days!!"  I would lean down and kiss him and he would grab my hair HARD and when I yelled "Ow!" he would, what else?, laugh!   The amount of magic and joy that this baby experienced in just the first two hours of being awake this morning is probably twice as much as I have in the last year. 

The great thing is that now I get to experience the magic with him and, though he's not much of a conversationalist and has terrible taste in TV, I get to hang out with the happiest dude on the planet every day... and that makes life a lot easier, funnier, sillier, happier and just, all around, awesome!  He is the best anti-depressant in the world and I am so grateful for my little ray of sunshine! 



If you don't have a little one to spend your life with then I will share mine:

The magic of dirt in your hands... nothing better!

A CAMERA!!  Let me hold it!!!

 

The washing machine is soooo cool!

 

Toast is amazing!

 

Have you really LOOKED at the top to my shape sorter???  Coolest thing ever!

 Placemats, what a fantastic invention!

Confessional

I have seen this done on a few other blogs and think it seems fun.  This is how it works:

1. I confess my deep, dark secrets. 
2. You don't judge me. 
3.  Then YOU try it.  Confess.  On the comment section or on FB or on your own blog.
4.  We all feel better.

I think it could be pretty therapeutic.

Confession # 1:  I ate Cheetos for breakfast. This is terrible because it would be an unbalanced and unhealthy breakfast for anyone but pretty darn atrocious because I am pregnant.  I know that.  BUT they were the only thing that really appealed to me.  Anyone whose been pregnant knows that sometimes you can only think of one thing that sounds good to eat.  Sometimes that one thing is artifically colored and greasy.  I PROMISE to eat a healthier lunch.

Confession # 2:  Liam dropped his cracker on the floor just now... and I picked it up and gave it back to him.  In my defense, the floor was mopped yesterday afternoon and just swept this morning.  Does the 5 second rule apply to babies? Don't call Child Protective Services.

Confession # 3:  I am soooo looking forward to 1:30 today.  It is Liam's naptime.  This may sound not so bad because any mom knows a whiney baby is rarely missed at his nap time.  The problem? He has been in an awesome mood all day and is the best kid ever almost every day... but I just want to watch TV and zone out. 

Confession # 4:  We don't brush Liam's teeth every day... not even every other day.  I feel badly because they say we are supposed to but it just seems excessive and unnecessary.  They get brushed maybe 2 times a week. 

Confession # 5:  I was going to to go to the park and walk today.  I really planned on it.  We were going to run to Target and then go to the  park.  When we left Target I just didn't feel like it.. didn't have a great reason... just didn't feel like it.  I drove right past the park and came on home.  Soooo, to recap -  I ate Cheetos for breakfast, didn't walk, and can't wait to zone out and watch TV.  I am basically a lazy fattie today.  Oh well.  There's always tomorrow I suppose.

That was FUN!  You guys try.  Don't leave me hanging here.  I can't be the only one with some confessions today. 

Motherhood, WHY ME?

As promised, here is a post of my opinion of the top ten most exhausting, irritating and downright sucky aspects of motherhood.  I am going to warn you.  I am going to be honest and I am not going to end each bullet with the obligatory "positive spin."  Sometimes moms want to run away and hide just like with any other job.  If I need to remind you that, in spite of this, I still love my son... well, then, you're crazy.

Here goes, once again, in no particular order:

1.  Guilt and worry!!!  Why do we have to feel so guilty? All of us!  Working moms, stay at home moms, step-moms, moms of 1, moms of 5, moms of babies, moms of adults, we all have one thing in common - guilt!  Are we doing it right today?  Did we do it right yesterday?  Are they eating enough?  Too much?  Are we talking to them enough?  Are they spending too much time at home?  Are they spending too much  time in daycare? Could someone ever hurt them?  Is someone hurting them?  Are they getting sick?  Are we setting a good example?  Parenting = Guilt and worry!  How can it not?  Parenting means responsibility for another human being's LIFE!  (P.S.  This applies to a lot of dads too.  I know it applies to my husband but I think men are just less inclined to worry and guilt.  In any case, didn't want to minimize the feelings lots of dads have for their kids!!)

2.  Kids' TV is irritating, overly cutesy and gets old FAST.  My husband and I maybe get an hour or two to watch what we want.  Most of our time is spent watching Wonder Pets and Bubble Guppies.  Truth be told, these shows are sort of funny or cute in small doses but in large doses you start to feel like your brain is turning to mush.  Liam's favorite movie, for instance, is Rio.  For those of you who have not seen it, it's about a slightly socially awkward, domesticated American macaw who is shipped off to Brazil to mate with another tough, wild Brazilian macaw.  This movie is actually not bad and has some witty dialogue and good music mixed in which are meant to make it watchable for adults.  The first 5 or 6 times - cute.  The 100th time - shoot me in the head... I wanna watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey.  Which brings me back to # 1 - Oh God, is he watching too much TV?????

3.  People without kids do not get you anymore.  Once you become a mom (or dad) it is difficult for MOST single people or childless couples to understand you.  I have wonderful friends who sometimes really try but they don't get it.   They just don't.  If I say I am leaving dinner early to be home for bed time I feel like an annoyance.  The truth is "jammy time" is one of the best times of day in our house and I love being there to kiss my precious son good night. I'd rather do that than most things. That doesn't make sense to a lot of people without kids but that's just the truth.  At times I personally feel like an old, boring dork to my friends. 

4.  Someday these kids are going to turn into the dreaded TEENAGER!  I really find that frightening.  We love them so much and they are so sweet and cute now but someday (it won't seem like long) they will be 16 year olds with driver's licenses and attitudes.  Mom will know nothing.  Dad will be boring and old.  They will probably get drunk and, God help me, have SEX (hopefully not at the same time!!!!!)  I shudder at the thought of my sweet Liam as a teen.  Partially because, for the most part, teenagers are pains in the butt and partially because getting kids out of the teen years safe, alive and relatively unscathed while still allowing them to establish their independence seems like an incredibly difficult and complex feat.  I can handle sippy cups and dirty diapers but my boys having GIRLFRIENDS and CARS?  No. No.  At 5, they each need to be administered a shot to stop this process.  And, here we are, back at # 1 once again.  WORRY!  It is sick that I am worried about things that will happen literally more than a decade from now but I am because I am a mom.

5.  The Stay at Home Mom vs. Working Mom conflict! Why are working moms and Stay at Home Moms so often at war with one another?  I will tell you why because all moms are GUILTY and WORRIED.  Stay at home moms feel inadequate at times for a variety of reasons.  ("Am I valuable?  Does what I do count?  I am home all day, I should spend every waking second grateful and joyful for this time with my children.  I am obnoxious and spoiled to complain or to seem cranky or tired!!")  Working moms worry that people are judging them for spending time away from their child either by necessity or choice.  ("Shouldn't I miss my kid every second?  I mean EVERY SINGLE SECOND?  Do people think I value money more than my child?  Will my child love the nanny more?  If I pick up dinner on the way home I am failing as a wife and a mom??... even if I am leaving the office at 6 after a long, stressful day.")  ***Now I am not a working mom so I am basing that on convos I have had with friends who work as well as a little bit of my own perception.***  In any case, these feelings of fear and inadequacy lead moms to take jabs at one another.  "Well, what does she DO all day at home?" vs.  "Does she even see her kid except on weekends?"  I think this is so nasty and mean.  I hate when moms do this to each other.  It's a personal choice to stay home or work and, for many, it is NOT a choice at ALL.  Some moms have to be at home because their pay could never make up for daycare costs while other moms have to work for a multitude of reasons.  So just stop it!!!  Be nice to each other!!

6.  Shopping with kids is awful.  No one likes it.  I don't believe you if you say you do.  Some days or trips in particular may be easier or better than others but you're a liar if you say you would rather bring your kids to the grocery store than leave them at home with Daddy or a sitter... and this is coming from a mom with a kid who, by most accounts, has an awesome temperament and personality. He usually does very well shopping with minimal meltdowns and is pretty easily placated with a snack or a sippy cup.   He also hasn't gotten old enough to start begging for things at the store so I don't have to avoid the toy aisle like the plague. (God help the moms whose kids I hear at every trip to Target, 5 aisles away, screaming at the top of their lungs!  You, my friends, are my heroes. )  But do you really want to have pack snacks, bottles, diapers, wipes, toys, extra clothes for your kids and yourself just to go to the grocery store?  NO.  Do you possibly want to take your time to wander down an aisle and peruse a variety of salad dressings?  Do you want to be able to take your time and not have to throw the first Ranch dressing you see in the cart?  YES.  Do you wish that the sweet old lady in frozen foods would not keep you for TWENTY minutes playing with and talking to your baby?  Probably.  Do you feel 5 times as tired when you leave the store as you should?  Absolutely.


To be honest, I can't think of 10.  I think these 6 pretty much sum it up.  I guess that's my "obligatory positive spin" that, ultimately, I could easily  think of 10 joys of being a mom and that it took memore effort to create this list and I only came up with 6.    That was totally unintended... sorry. ; )

Liam - March 23, 2011. 

Liam - February 2012

He will be one year old in less than a week!!!  Some of the last year has been fun and joyful.  Some has been scary, exhausting and trying.   One thing is FOR SURE it has flown by and I am excited to see what the next MANY years have in store for us as a family.

By the way, thanks for the messages on Facebook and other words of encouragement about this blog after my first post.  This is fun and it's cool to know people are reading.  Feel free to add to this list yourself.  Tell me what sucks about being a mom.  I am dying to hear!!!!!  LOL 

Thanks for reading. 

The Joys of Mommyhood

OK, this is my first blog post... so bear with me.  Also, please bear with me because I used to write tons, as a matter of fact I used to think I would be a writer, and now almost never write anything but Facebook status updates and Thank You cards.  I lost the writer side of myself somewhere along the line and became (in this order) a wife, an elementary school teacher and, finally, a mommy.  I think this is something a lot (if not most) moms end up doing - losing a certain piece of themselves and their identity and getting lost in the idea that being a great mom and wife is most important.  This blog is my first attempt at trying to reclaim a little bit of me before my identity became wife and mommy.  

So now that I have gone into some intimate detail about myself, allow me to introduce myself in a more general way.  (This is a little backward, I know, but I am often a little backward in the way I handle things.  Keep reading my blog and I am sure this will become apparent.)   My name is Jessica.  Some people call me "Jess" and my husband calls me, "Mess" (affectionately).  I am a mom, as you know already.  My son is almost a year old and I am pregnant with my second son who is due in June.  If all goes as planned (no premature labor PLEASE!!!), my boys will be 15 months apart.  That is really close together and was not planned.  That is not to say we aren't super excited about our second child coming.  (But, honestly, who plans to have kids THAT close together?) My first born is named Liam and is gorgeous, happy, funny, social and ALL BOY.   My second son is named Derek... and that's all I really know so far.  I imagine him often and mostly love to think of he and Liam playing and being best buds.  It is possible that they will be nothing alike, I suppose, but in my mommy fantasies they look alike, act alike, dress alike and play together all day.  I guess we will see.  My husband is named Daniel and is a loud, funny, opinionated and outgoing guy who sometimes embarrasses me in public but who is a fantastic, devoted father and husband with a way of making people love him even when you can tell they really want to hate him.  He works really, really hard so that I can stay home, for now, with the kids.  He pretty much rocks eventhough I forget that at least once daily and think to myself, "Ahhhhhhhhh!  What a JERK!!" 

So since the title of this blog post is the "Joys of Mommyhood" I guess I should get to that.  (I just want to note that the next post will be entitled, "Mommyhood, Why Me?" so don't barf and run off just yet.  I am, if nothing else, very realistic about motherhood. I just thought I would start on a positive note.)   So here goes, My top ten list of what makes my motherhood a joy (in no particular order).  Some of these apply to all moms and some may only apply to stay at home moms because working moms have their own special set of joys and trials that I won't presume to understand.

1.  Every single day, no matter what, as a mother, you accomplish something.  Even if "something" is just managing to clothe, feed and bathe your kids.   No one can ever say you did nothing.  There is a joy in that.  There is a real sense of purpose that being a parent provides.

2.  Children grow, learn and develop every day.  Every mom knows that the greatest joy is watching your child learn to do something new and then to watch  them practice and master it.  As a former teacher I can really say that there is no greater teacher than a parent and no greater reward for a teacher than to see a child learn.  My son's latest accomplishment was pulling up and I waited with bated breath for him to master it.  We set up the best circumstances we could for him; we baby proofed in preparation for when he did pull up, we encouraged him and praised him with each "baby step" toward the accomplishment but ultimately he did it when he was ready and knowing that we set him up for success made watching him accomplish his goal so wonderful.  I know this is how it will be for the rest of his life and I just can't wait to watch him conquer each challenge with our help and loving support.  Heck, I could cry thinking about it!

3.  An unexpected joy of motherhood, for me, is the richness and depth that parenthood has added to my marriage.  There is nothing sexier than a man who loves his child.  My husband is as obsessed with Liam as I am and we bond over talking about him, worrying about him, taking pictures of him and just generally sharing him as a common interest.  Plus, WHOA, we CREATED him together.  Are you kidding me?  That is so cool. 

4.  I am the most honest person ever about pregnancy and, truth be told, I hate it.  I hate being pregnant.  I like drinking wine and looking good in a bikini too much to really find pregnancy joyful.  I will save my negativity for my next post.  I just felt the need to be completely honest.  The one real JOY of pregnancy is creating and nurturing a life and feeling that little life move and grow inside of you.  As a mom you get a headstart on what I talked about in number two.  Men, although supportive, have to wait for that special feeling of really molding a little person.  The joy is knowing that from that first day, minute, second that your child was conceived you started playing an incredibly important role.

5.  Bragging about your kids is so much fun and is a great benefit of being a mom!  I don't care if it's annoying or if my single friends on Facebook delete me, I love my son and I think he is the best baby ever.  I mean, sure, People CAN brag too much but I do feel like a special privilege of parenthood is being so proud of your child and being able to shamelessly post pictures and status updates on Facebook or talk people's ears off about their little accomplishments.  If you don't like it, then you don't really like ME so I don't care.  Being a parent allows you to be someone really awesome's biggest fan.

6.  Reliving your childhood is another great parenting perk. Watching old Disney classics or playing games you haven't played since you were a child is fun and brings you back to a time when you were as innocent and pure as your kids are.

7.  As a mom, you spend a lot of time really examining yourself, your marriage, your choices and the kind of example you are setting for your kids.  This can be a real pain in the butt and you can absolutely overthink it BUT becoming a mom (or dad) is an intense learning experience.  It can be terrifying and enlightening.  It sheds light on your own childhood, helps you to gain an appreciation for your own parents and helps you to set priorities in your life.  So much of our lives are spent worrying about things that don't matter.  Now that I am a mom I know the only thing that matters is that my family is happy and healthy.  (I forget every now and then and worry about stupid stuff, don't get me wrong).  For example,  I work on my marriage not just because of my deep love for my husband but because I want to set a good example for my kids and because I want for the four of us to be a solid, happy family unit. 
8.  One of the things that I personally enjoy very much about being a mom is chronicling my son's life in pictures and words.  Photo albums, memory boxes, little books and other mementos that I make or collect give me a sense that if I were gone tomorrow my son would know that he was so very loved by his mommy.  This started in the womb.  I made a pregnancy memory book for Liam and am currently working on one for Derek.  In my imaginary world where my sons are BFFs I always envison the precious snapshots that I will be taking and the hundreds of videos of them playing, laughing and generally buddying around.  I sometimes think my sons won't care as much about these things as daughters would have but I also know that these things are as much for me as for them. Heck, I often peruse my own Facebook albums of Liam and smile, laugh and even sometimes tear up.  (Is that weird?)

9.  I don't have nearly as many mommy friends as I would like. I admit it.  This is partially my own fault as I am not great at sustaining new friendships.  Therefore, I find myself waiting around for my old friends to join me in life's big leaps like marriage and kids.  My very closest friends (all made in high school) are still single and childless.  I love them dearly but there are certain things that they just don't understand.  (They can't!)  I know this sounds like a complaint and not a joy but the reason I am complaining is because the few mom friends I do have are so much fun to be with and talk to.  We "get" each other and we can commiserate as well as share joys.  Being a mom really indoctrinates you into a club of women.  I find myself clicking "like" on Facebook shots of babies and children all of the time whose moms I don't really consider "friends" or writing words of encouragement on the same girls' status updates because, although I may hardly know the mom anymore, I know EXACTLY how she feels.  Suddenly I feel a kinship to them and their growing families.  I know the trials, the joys and the fears that they are going through.  I know that though we may never even see each other "in real life" anymore (admit it, you have tons of Facebook friends like this) that it still feels nice to know that people think your kid is cute or can relate to the sleepless nights with a sick baby you are experiencing this week.  This particular bullet point has inspired me to, perhaps, join a mom's group. (In all likelihood, I will not.)

10.  LOVE.  Did you know you could love the way that you love your children?  Could you ever have even imagined?  I couldn't.  I loved my son from the second he was born.  I loved him so much that I lost my breath often in the first weeks of his life just feeling overwhelmed with the intensity with which I loved him.  I wanted to protect him from any possible pain.  I wanted to hold him all day.  I was obsessed.  I still love him just as much.   More every day.  At 30 pounds, he is not always a joy to hold all day anymore... but that's beside the point.  Even as I write this, my heart flutters thinking about his smiling face and his silly noises.  He is napping now and I miss him.  I miss his sweet smile and his 6 shining white teeth.  I know when he wakes up he will be cranky.  He is always cranky after his nap.   I know he will need at least 10 minutes of cuddles and cartoons before he will be very good company but that's OK because some day, not too long from now, he won't need or want to be held after naps.  He will not need a lot of what he needs from me now.  I have got to savor this.  I know that much (and,really, nothing else) about being a mom.


Thanks for reading, guys!  I really hope to start writing often. 

Precious Liam

Peanut Derek